I'm a monster and I eat noisy children!!!

They say kids say the darndest things,
and while this may be true,
it's not so darn cute when you're
trying for some peace and quiet.
Children between the age of 2-5
are loud in every situation.
It's rather hopeless when "talking some sense" simply is not going to work.
Baring this in mind, I played with the idea of myths,and nursery rhymes, and created an around the clock
shadow puppet-esque solution. Remember when you had a night light for bedtime, just to know that there are no closet monsters hiding,
in fact for the sake of
no monsters hiding at all.
Night-lights are the solution in this case, and in my case, behave or beware.